Uni Accipite Agna Intacta
Verily, verily, I say to you, that I am the door of the sheep.
The Church of Ewe is an Inebriated Church. The main emphasis of our worship is the preaching of virgin wool and spirits.
The Church is known throughout most of Scotland, America and all places where sheep fear men in kilts and men of good
will drink together.
You should become a member of the Church. Your IQ will drop by at least 100 points, your liver will rebel and you'll
find yourself unable to go one day without some sheep reference.
extends the blessings of the Ewe upon his entire flock. Join us in our annual retreat at the Pennsic War